“Green” Bombs: Does “Environmentally Safe” Mean “Okay?”
Shades of the movie “Matrix,” followed very quickly by “National Lampoon’s Vacation” and “Dumb and Dumber,” come to mind when considering some of the truly idiotic suggestions that have actually been voiced to counter alleged global warming, one of which was presented by a Nobel Laureate. Reduce Global Warming by A: Polluting outer [...]
Shades of the movie “Matrix,” followed very quickly by “National Lampoon's Vacation” and “Dumb and Dumber,” come to mind when considering some of the truly idiotic suggestions that have actually been voiced to counter alleged global warming, one of which was presented by a Nobel Laureate.
Reduce Global Warming by
- A: Polluting outer space. Yes, that was the suggestion presented by a group of scientists, led by Nobel Laureate Paul J. Crutzen, co-winner of the chemistry Nobel Prize in 1995. The idea was to pump all the pollutants in our atmosphere into a halo or sphere that would blanket the earth from afar. The layer of “protection” from the sun's heat would reduce the warming effect, yet protect the earth from another ice age—that blanket thing, you know.
- B: Speaking of blankets, how about suggestion from Dr. Jason Box of Ohio State University? This glaciologist suggested blanketing Greenland—literally—to prevent its ice from melting. He advocated placing blankets over the valleys that create dark, shadowed areas and attracting and retaining the sun's heat. While Box doesn't advocate that wrapping Greenland in the warm-and-fuzzies...er...not-warm-but-fuzzy blankets would halt the glacier from melting, but he states that it would slow it down.
- C: Carbon Storage. David Keith, the 2006 Canadian Geographic Environmental Scientist of the Year recipient, believes he can invent a machine that “...sucks in ambient air,” then coats that air, if that's possible, with a mist of sodium hydroxide. The “cleaned” air is then released into the atmosphere while the carbon that was removed would be stored underground.
- D: Germinating the ocean. The Climate Foundation's Dr. Brian von Herzen, in tandem with marine biologists at the University of Hawaii and at Oregon State University believe that generating fields of plankton in the ocean would bolster absorption of carbon dioxide. Plankton growth encouragement would come from huge, wave-powered pumps on the swells of the North Pacific. The pumps would “stir up” the colder, nutrient-rich water below and mix it with the warmer, nutrient-starved water above.
























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